Month: June 2017

It was a fresh sunny morning. perfect weather for climbing mount Everest. I grabbed my climbing gear and drove to the base of the mountain and started to climb. it was 6:24 when i got to base camp 1, but when i started to fall a sleep the weather changed dramatically and all Hell broke loose. I heard cans clattering and ice shards smashing and then i heard a deafening CRACK! the tent started tumbling down the mountain and then everything went black. In the morning i was in a hospital with every bone in body broken “wow what a story” OWCH

Hi my name is Johnny the weather man and today the weather is partly sunny with a bit of rain. ¨bang!´ what was that? Tom and i climbed onto the roof and on top of it was a BIG CHOCOLATE EGG! Tom tried a piece ¨aaaaaa¨ TOM TURNED INTO A EGGGGGGGGGG! suddenly it started to rain down chocolate eggs killing anyone that hits it! soon everybody was chocolate eggs and they formed together to form the Moon. ´JAMES¨ That was not the way the Moon formed! F- said ms tree. go write another report on my desk by 9.00! GO NOW!

once upon a time there lived a very special cat named tinkle named after her problem. tinkle pee’s to much. she pee’s on the couch, on the table, and on its owner! one day tinkle went a carnival with her owner but of course tinkle peed on clowns, hobos, and rich people until a raging fire started! Tinkles owner scampered away leaving tinkle by her self. tinkle took action by jumping onto a table and started tinkling. Her yucky water just kept gushing out until the fire burnt out! tinkle saved the day using her horrible, smelly super power, peeing!